If your ready....I've been ready

Let's see where do I start I'm a Libra with like long walks in the parking lot trying to find my car during Christmas season. I'm fluent in a couple languages there's English sarcasm and I read and understand BS but don't speak it. I'm allergic to Orange County sheriff handcuffs and any kind of things in place so please don't ask me to clean, lol jk. I am a young professional who likes to have a good time wherever I'm at. You think you know that you have no idea how much you'll enjoy spending time with me. I have a special going on right now until Monday, March 1st. You feel where I book my flight to Texas. You only live once might as well make it good with me.