Funny, adventurous, and loving

Hey , need a guy to take to your sisters wedding? I can be the life of the party or just a good one on one conversationalist for things you can’t talk to just anyone about. Are your parents coming down to visit and meet “the lucky guy”? Yeah he might have wash board abs and look like a zac efron cut out but has manners of a farm pig , only drinks ipa’s and vocabulary is about as impressive as a 6 year olds? Well let him go hang with one of your girl friends for the weekend and let me show up and be the model boyfriend your parents always wanted you to have !! I mean their can always be a break up !! Long story short I can be who ever you need for what ever situation and i mean no limits. Seriously I’m a fun guy.