Looking strictly for a paypig. You get pleasure out of giving me money. No, I’m not giving you anything. No, we aren’t going on dates. Nothing at all. You will strictly be my paypig and give me money. And you better not be cheap. If you are, don’t even bother reaching out. Do NOT reach out to me trying to get me to change my mind and offer me something else. As soon as you reach out to me, you better be prepared. Send me the word MATCHA if you understood everything I said.