intended for mature audiences only

Hey there. My name is Brad. Oddly enough I am twenty-nine, slightly off track, and cluelessly optimistic about nearly everything else that goes on. I have a great sense of humor that proves I am the funniest person I have ever met besides God. I am an artist albeit the starving kind. Since I am a creative type I really enjoy finding new outlets for my imagination. In fact, a recent piece of my work going for seven million as soon as I find the buyer and it is just crayons on a wooden plank. And lastly, I am not here to waste our time, gentlemen, nor will I entertain anyone that intends to. With all that said, lets get to the point. I am available to clients that are actually capable of showing me the finer things in life. I have expensive dreams and there is no time to waste. Serious inquiries only--we are all adults here. I am looking forward to a great companionship. Are you?