in 5 words or less?

my name is errik schonn & here are a few choice words that coincide with the attributes, characteristics & virtues of which are innately represented by me: extraordinary, smart, witty, confident, provocative, handsome, intuitive, submissive, cooperative, subservient, obedient, attentive, self-aware, ardent, contented, unbiased, misunderstood, sensible, unabashed, stress-less, drama-free, humor-filled, courageous, unconditional, individual, indescribable, bodacious, desirable, unexplainable, phenomenon. kinetic, modest ___ reasonable requests accepted: fetish gear, no strings attached, anonymity ok - with mutual negotiation —— your intelligence will be my favorite attribute